Two from Owen

At the airport bagel store:

STORE PERSON: You want a schmear, or a lox schmear?
OWEN: A what?
SP: A schmear.
OWEN: No, no schmear. I just want a bagel with cream cheese!

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In DC:

OWEN: Who's that in the photo?
THANE: President Clinton. Hillary is the one on the stage.
OWEN: Who is she?
THANE: She's running for President!
OWEN: Hilary Duff is running for President?