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EIGHT BALL IN CORNER POCKET = CREEP INTO THE BACK, ROLLING

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Some ads I've been served today:

Universal Theory "A model for Theory of Everything: Quantum Mechanics, Astrophysics, Mind."

The cosmology game "Resolved—a new cosmic model which binds reality & observation."

Intelligent Design Proven "The Results Are In: Information Theory, Math & Physics"

The Final Theory: "The bestselling book our scientists hope you never read."

Palindramas by Dan Mazur

On the NPL list, Maelstrom writes:

For a while I've been following this web comic: