Thanedom, II

So, it occurred to me that I should see how many Facebook THANEs there are, too.

Facebook says "500+", which I read as "You might as well count the stars, there's one hell of a lot of THANEs, and sorry to disappoint you."

It turned out to include some THANEEs and THANESANs, and a THANEEYA, amongst other variants, but most of them were straight-up THANEs like me.

I scrolled through them page by page, finally reaching the P's.

There, between

THANED PIYADARAKOM

and

THANE PLANTIKOW

I found—

Nothing.

Not even myself.