Three Escape From Koliganek City Jail

By Willie Hernandez
Context Free Press Writer

Koliganek, AK --- Three inmates, including two men about to extradited to California on murder charges, escaped police custody yesterday by squeezing their bodies through a ceiling vent and then fleeing silently during an electrical outage, police spokesmen disclosed today.

Sheriff Claude Salmon identified the escapees as Jerome Haywood, 23; Alton Kuhn, 27; and Leonard Isom, 22.

"Clearly we had a lapse here. We've got some work to do," Salmon said. "A guy like Leonard Isom sticks out like a sore thumb in this group. He's a real bad egg. I don't know why some people break out when they don't have much time left. It's kind of stupid, isn't it?"

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