Three Escape From Williams State Prison

By John Schoepp
Context Free Press Writer

Williams, MN --- Three prisoners escaped police custody this afternoon by digging a forty-five foot tunnel under a high-security wall and then fleeing via temporary passageway originally intended for maintenance workers, police spokesmen said today.

Sheriff Dennis Shams said the escapees were James Poe, 22; Billy Preuss, 30; and Joe Kessel, 26.

"We were unlucky here, but that is no excuse," Shams said. "This could be a bad one. James Poe isn't someone who's going to come back in easily. I don't know why people do these idiotic breakouts when they've only got a little time left, and we would've let them out the front door with a handshake."

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What is this thing?
I don`t care, just do it again.