Some possibly nonexistent people Google hasn't heard of, except perhaps on this web site, after it crawls it

Darlene Kaelker

Jesse Gilliss

Armando Hardwick

[found using the random person generator]

Note added later, 2 Jan 2005: It's working! Google's "I'm feeling lucky" takes you right back to this page.

Yet another note, via the yak: altavistincantation.