I had a scheduled morning meeting with Buno (mostly set up because I called him by mistake while fumbling through cellphone menus, and we decided to have breakfast in downtown Palo Alto at the new Italian place, Caffe del Doge), but while driving there I had a sudden realizationsomeone stole my cell phone. Something about the disposition of the disconnected recharging cable tipped me off I guesshmmmthat's a cellphone cable with no phone attached! And it's my cable.
So I used Buno's phone to call my phone, and it immediately went to voicemail. Since I've started actually using my cellphone in the last few months (but am still a bit unclear how to turn it off and on, leaving it on all the time as a result, but am otherwise a master of its many menus and features), I knew that it was stolen, or at least in the control of some evil person who possessed the secret of how to turn it off.
Knowledge of my billing address and cellphone number was enough to get my "service provider" to flag the phone as stolen and turn off service to it.
My takeawayturning off anyone's cellphone is possible in less than a minute if you know their service provider, billing address, and cellphone #.
SERVICE PROVIDER REP: OK, I've just turned off service to that phone.
THANE: Can you tell me whether they've made any calls? Are there 8 calls to Zimbabwe or obscure republics of the former Soviet Union?
SERVICE PROVIDER REP: Ha. Ha. No.
THANE: Thank you.
SERVICE PROVIDER: Thank you for calling Service Provider.
I wish the thief the best of luck with his or her new phone! Perhaps they'll post a photo or two to my flickr account.