While helping me load the complete Bruckner symphonies into the first nine slots of the Volvo's 10-CD changer, Owen discovered a little problem:

"Where is number six?"
Naturally, I complained to Amazon.
Hello from Amazon.com.I was not able to find the order you asked about using the e-mail address on your message. Please note that, for security reasons, we can only send order information to the e-mail address that is associated with the account...
Damn. They were right—I bought it at Tower Records. And I shredded the receipt.
Anyone want an extra Bruckner ninth?