In the mail, the "2004 Presidential Campaign Photograph," from John Kerry and John Edwards.
It says "Registered Photo Number 160027079" on it. It was "Prepared Exclusively" for me.
Then, at the bottom of the photo, some alarming chicken-counting:
That just has to be bad luck. I might as well have a received a photo of a smiling Shrub with a newspaper over his head:
I just mailed the DNC another $200.