[stanford daily].
Back in 2000 or so, I went to the Starbucks at the intersection of El Camino Real & Stanford Ave in Palo Alto to get a Grande drip.
I went in the front door and saw that three people were in the line in front of mesome guy was first, and two college-age students were talking together in line behind him.
Off to my left was a fourth person, a woman who looked like a college student (she was dressed that way, at least). She was standing near enough to the coffee line for me to think that she might possibly be in the coffee line.
So I waited for a moment, judging the mysterious fourth person's intentions. Was she in line, or not? I stepped slightly back.
She stepped back slightly, too.
OK, I thought, she's not in the line. I'll step forward decisively to make sure.
She quickly stepped forward too. I decided to ask her what her intentions were.
"So, are you in the line, or not?"
"No, no," she said, "you go ahead."
I noticed an earbud in her ear. She looked a bit old for the clothes she was wearing. I stepped forward a bit, and she stepped closer to me, too, but not quite between me and the two college students just in front me.
I stepped forward again, and became aware that there was another person watching me on my right. He looked more menacing, and was wearing sunglasses. I hadn't noticed him at all, before.
Now I was standing sandwiched between the "I'm not in line" girl on my left and the 6'3" sunglasses dude on my right. WTF?
I looked outside the Starbucks. I saw another guy with an earbud. The door opened behind me, and I saw two uniformed Palo Alto police guys enter the store.
Then, I finally looked at the person just in front of me in the line.
It was Chelsea Clinton.